Happy to see me

Is that a handphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Girls nowadays, even I can't one-up their teasings anymore.

You win girl.

They met

Kakaka.

The Mom song

I laughed out loud. I bet you will too.

Advanced Theory Test

I still remember the last time I took my Advanced Theory Test.
As I was breezing towards the end of the test, I heard this loud obnoxious bugger behind me.

Hello. (At the top of his voice.) I passed, where do I print my results?

I took a glance backwards and saw his disapproving eyes sweeping across the room. I let out a soft, 'hmph' and casually pressed the submit button.

A big fat 'FAILED' showed up on the screen. Goodness!

I quickly looked left and right, threw my ninja-smoke-bomb, *poof* swiftly dashed out of the room before anyone noticed.

Of course the only reason I am willing to post this up is because I passed this time round. Hur hur! And in case you are wondering, did I follow the footsteps of the loud obnoxious bugger and snigger at the rest of the room. Hello. Who do you take me for?

Okay, maybe just a little.

Peeing

This explains the age old question on all girl's mind.

Bottle labels

Have been meaning to post my own designs, work-in-process or what-nots but haven't really found anything worthy to post,
so I'll post some designs I found online in the meantime.
Very clean and bold new bottle labels.

Love them.

22

It was this day, four years ago.

Buffaloes vs Lions

This is the power of mafia!

Smoking

What kind of logic is this?

Simpsons

After so many years,
they decided to finally change a new Simpsons main title.

Kewl.

Close call

Check this video out.

He should buy toto! Hur hur.

Can't stop

I can't stop sucking them.

Okay, that didn't come out right. Let me try again.

I can't stop putting them into my mouth.

Okay okay, forget it. What I am trying to say is, I've recently got addicted to popping Fisherman's Friends' lozenges. Phew, that was quite a tongue-knotting sentence. I am just wondering; how lozenges-ish exactly are they? I thought you ain't supposed to take more than two lozenges a day?

Oh well..

High five

Made my day.

Passwords

According to this report, the favorite or most commonly used passwords are '1234' and 'password'.

I can't believe these fools.

It reminded me of this incident I had signing up for an account the other day. After filling in the usual personal information, I got to the password section. As I filled in my usual password, a green text reading 'weak' showed up right beside the input box.

What the hell? Who are they calling weak?

I quickly added a few numbers to my password.
The indicator changed to 'fair'.

Just fair? Oh, you want to play huh? Let me show you who's boss.

I rolled up my sleeves and rubbed my hands together. Alternating between Caps and numbers and alphabets and symbols, I swiftly and casually added more oomph to my password. I watched with a smirk as the indicator changed from green to yellow to orange to finally red,
and reading 'strong'.

Strong! That's more like it. Lets see you call me weak again. Hur hur!
I let out a smug, 'heh' and rubbed my tummy in delight.

Till today, I'm still desperately trying to recall what's my password.

Happy Valentines

Hey all,
Happy Valentines!

In the happy mood of lies and pain caused by women to men and vice versa, let's take a look at the top 15 if-valentine's-day-cards-told-the-truth cards.

Cheers!

Being Smart

Smarter men..

Apparently have better sperm. Quoted from Yahoo news.

Women tend to like smart men because they're usually more successful and better providers. But here's another reason: Their sperm is better, a new study says. The smarter the men were, the more sperm they produced and the better their wee ones swam - and it didn't matter how old the men were or whether they smoked, drank or were obese.

The researchers instead speculate that intelligence might be passed down as part of a larger package of good attributes. One gene can influence multiple traits, so the genes involved in smarts may somehow improve sperm quality - and perhaps other characteristics as well.

This could help explain, then, why intelligence can be so sexy: It could simply be an indicator that a person has a lot of good genes and traits, says study co-author Geoffrey Miller, a psychologist at the University of New Mexico.

Two things I gathered from this piece of news.
1. No wonder I'm so darn sexy. Hahaha.
2. I better be more careful..

Gigi Lai

Ah.. Gigi Lai retires from the entertainment industry and gets married.. To wealthy, disabled, 52-year old, Ma Ting Koeng.

Read more.

I'm not judging here.

Best wishes to the the innocent and stuttering "Smartie" in the popular Young and Dangerous movie series!

Debt situation

Knock knock

*knock knock*

Who's there?

McDelivery.

McDelivery who?

Err.. Your McWings meal is here?

Oh..

How come

Driving

So I was on the road the other day, taking my driving lessons. Somewhere along, while I was making a turn at the lights, I casually asked my instructor.

So when am I going to learn how to drift so I can make corners with more style?

You should have seen his face.
Priceless.

Well, technically I didn't have a good look too, just a little glance. I am driving afterall, and I am a safe driver okay. But it was good enough to let me know that I have to add 'I'm just kidding' before he steps the brake.

Maybe I should just talk less next time and concentrate on driving.

Women

So true.. So true.. Women.. *shakes head*

Immortal jellyfish

An 'immortal' jellyfish is swarming through the world's oceans, according to scientists.

Apparently, they grow younger as they mate.

All these search for the fountain of youth, you people. Can you imagine if they can somehow genetically engineer this ability to humans after studies? Albeit a little far fetched, it still brings a smile to my face.

Oh my, is that a wrinkle on your face I see, dear?

A wrink.. what? Where!? Nooo! Quick take off your pants you!

Yea, baby.

Yes, I am shallow.

Transformers 2

Autobots. Roll out!!
Hur hur.

Exploding handphone

You know how you guys always complain about me not picking up my phone? After you read the following piece of news, you wouldn't blame me that much already.

Exploding handphones.

Quote, 'Try to keep your phone in a bag instead of in a pocket.'

Now I'm wondering if I should continue placing my phone in my front pants pocket. Thou they *cough cough* are made of steel, it still poses considerable risk. Haha.

Show them to me

Oh yea, show them to me baby.

There goes another

*adds yet another wedding to list*

I'm really starting to like weddings. The joyful bliss in the couples' eyes, and overflowing blessings from family and friends is indeed touching.
I can see why she looks forward to it so much now, albeit a little too late, and thou it does pull a tinge of regret somewhere back there, it's still nice overall. *smiles*

Did anyone else find the pastor a little twisted in his thinking?
As much as I would agree that commitment is very important and it's what many lack these days. But what's with the waking up few years down the road, finding no love; just remember promise, theory?
If you are to love your other like you would to yourself, if two indeed becomes one, then how can one lose that love one day for himself? Shouldn't love be everlasting, and eternal like God's love?

Shouldn't it be love over commitment?

And 20 minutes on that single word commitment?
Somehow it gives me the vibe that he himself is in alot of resentment;
of what I shan't comment.
And as if that's not enough, he has to add the following line.

I love weddings, it's so happy.. Compared to funerals.

Yes, the pastor amazed and inspired me in a way I couldn't fathom.
Oh well, another down the aisles, another off to their new stage of life.

Hey girl,
I'm really happy for you.
Wish you;
forever love.
Be nice now, don't bite.

Yeaps, there goes another.

Eyes

No idea why, but just a simple clone stamp effect can make you go real dizzy staring at it. Nice.