If janitors were like CEOs

Exactly!

Mr switch

Will you turn me on?

6 Packs

The new 6 packs.

Your business card is CRAP

Huge sunglasses

I wish I could take those huge sunglasses and put them on my face.

The S Factor

"Use my eyes to.. give electricity."

Boy

This photo can be often be seen hanging on the wall of many otorhinologist\’s offices as a poster. It was shot by photographer Jack Bradley, and depicts the exact moment this boy, Harold Whittles, hears for the very first time ever. The doctor treating him has just placed an earpiece in his left ear. Date unknown.

Penis roof

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a penis on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

I <3 U

Cute

Kodak moment? Nice shot.

Splat

Girls and math

Viagra

*blush

Mistaken identity

Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie.

Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

Like I said, zombie trends' getting on! In your head~ In your head~

Study

If you don't study, you shall not pass! Hur hur.

Blending in

Blending in. You just can't do it!

Boobies

Japan. The land of the good, the bad, and the weird.

So where do I get one of these? =x

Heaven

Map of heaven. I think it's pretty ideal, where do I apply?

Statue

Inappropriate statue pose. Kaka.

Guinness

Now you know..

Career Evolution

This is damn true!

The impossible pitch

http://www.theimpossiblepitch.com/

Volontaire is a small
agency with big ambitions
in Stockholm, Sweden.

Recently, we gave our
three interns a mission.

1. Pitch on Adidas worldwide.
2. Win the account.
3. Within three weeks.

Why?

Because according to Adidas,
impossible is nothing.

And thus Volontaire created three of the world's most stressed interns. Nice.

Cables

I seriously wonder what happens if one of them needs fixing..

Sperm donation

Apparently Sperm Banks in China are so desperate for donors that they are offering not just money, but girls to help you.

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 (US$30) at the end of each session for your kindness.

Sounds like a good deal huh? I wonder if you get to choose your 'nurse' thou, if only the chief nurse aka big mama is available, can I cum another day?

Trillion Dollar Ad Campaign

Billboard made out of real money.
A billboard for ‘The Zimbabwean Newspaper’ made entirely of worthless Zimbabwean bank notes. What more proof do you need of a country’s total economic collapse than being able to paste trillions and trillions and trillions of dollar notes onto a billboard and it is still cheaper than if you had used paper?

More pictures here.

Faces

Faces of women.. Who are just about to sneeze.. Yeaps.. That's it..

o.O''

Tattoo

You know they always say, don't get a tattoo in your 20s that you will regret in your 40s.
I think they are probably referring to something like this.

Slippers

I'm wondering what is the thought process behind these..

Yoga

Nice name card! Reminds me; I need to design myself a new card soon.

Any ideas and suggestions?

Missile balloons

Yea yea, I know it's April's Fool. Initially I was thinking, what kinda crazy tricks I can play on my miserable few readers, or perhaps write on a mad joke I made on my friends.

But you know I'm too busy to do that, and I know I'm too lazy to do that. So let's make do with a picture of missile balloons instead! I wonder where I can order a set. Wonder how it will look on my bicycle.