Doggie

Hao shuai de dog.

Bedpost

Bedpost is a personal web application that will give you some insight into your sex life.

Simply log in after every time you have sex and fill out a few simple fields. Pretty soon, you’ll have a rolling history of your sex life on which to reflect.

Photographics - The rat race

19.08.04

A calming hush fell upon us as the rustling beat of the city subsides.
Deep in the still of the night, I felt serenity I never knew.
Sometimes I really wonder- why can't life be like so?

A little slower, a little simpler.
Alot less complicated.

I'm sick of working against the current,
against the bustling noise of this filthy rat race.
Quiet now, I need some rest.

Goodnight.

Photographics - Live forever

16.07.04

Have you ever stopped and asked yourself,
what is it you really want from life.
What do you yearn to achieve from this wondrous puzzle of existence.

For me, it's as simple as touching people's life with my design.
To emote myself from deep within their hearts.
And hopefully someday when I am gone,

my name lives on.

Photographics - Cover 3

Pregnant

I’ve got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can’t afford to get pregnant!

But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy?

He did.
That’s why I can’t afford to get pregnant!

Massage Therapist

Man.. I really pity this guy.. I need to go help him out with his job so he won't need to work so hard. Where can I apply?

First lingerie shop

First lingerie shop in Middle East?

Photographics - Lost forever

16.02.04

Pleading the fleeting moment to stay.
That's what someone once said in regards to photography.

I can't agree more.

It's all about capturing that single moment.
That moment in time that you wish to hold on to forever.

Unfortunately life isn't like photography at all.
Chances you never took, times you didn't cherish,
people you failed to hold on to,

are lost forever.

Photographics - True love

14.02.04

Stop listening to those oldies of yours dude.
Those old songs that talk about perfect love, heroic love, eternal love, sweet love.

What's wrong with that?
What's wrong is that fairytales doesn't exist in reality.
You have to wake from your dream.

The problem with you my friend,

is that you believe in true love.

Photographics - Cover 2

Photographics - The little things

01.07.04

If one could only look beyond
the money, the fame, the power and the lust,
to see the simple pleasures in life.

The laughter of children everywhere,
the gentle touch of the drifting breeze,
the melody of the humming tides.
Don't be blinded by the materialistic rush,
life isn't just about the big things,

it's also about the little things.

Photographics - Cover 1

Found an old series of photo journals I did some years back.

Photographics.
To plead the fleeting moment.

VJC Musci Fest '09 Winner

That girl is amazing. Haha.

Old comic

Intentional or innocent?

Hangman

Blank CDs

I wonder why I didn't think this way when I brought my first CD pack.

Banana flasher

Dolls

What do you do with old dolls? Not this I hope.

Strawberries

That's some tasty strawberries. Ahh..

Twitter

Twittering obsession.

Menu

What are they selling again?

Shampoo

'Some things, even we can't get out of your head.' - Head & Shoulders shampoo.

Abstinence program

This is one abstinence program that works. Really.

Tweety

Tweety's 67 this year..

Life lessons

Sacha Baron Cohen

Not sure why not many people I know fancy Sacha Baron Cohen, aka Borat, aka, Ali G. He is amazing, no?

Anyways, check out his top ten moments.

Looks comfy

Where can I get one of these?

Buy a house, get a wife for free

An old Jewish joke says that modern society is based on the ideas of three old men: Marx said "Everything is about Money". Freud said "Everything is about Sex". Then, Einstein arrived and concluded that "Everything is Relative".

The Chinese economy has slowed down dramatically over the past six months and demand for real estate in China's major cities declined sharply. Concurrently, new data has been published about the disparity between China's male and female citizens and the subsequent troubles Chinese men face when trying to find a wife. Now, a local Real Estate Developer is trying to strike a new balance between Marx and Freud in order to get the market going again.

Read more here.

The Singaporean version probably goes the other way round eh?

I want to buy a house.. Thus.. Dear, let's get married!

*slap

ATM Slip

Look what I got on my ATM slip yesterday.

:)

Is my account hacked or some greater being's trying to tell me,
smile now boy, smile.

Have a nice labour day!

PS: I didn't superimpose this.. It really came straight out of the ATM this way..