Lens

Since it's my birthday and all.. And being a sucker for wide-angle lens.. Behold, the 6mm f/2.8s fisheye lens. Sexy no?

It's only about $10,000.

Nice shirt!

Madonna

That's some scary arms..

Baby and boobs

This kid has potential I tell you.

Google

How Google would have looked like in the past.

Ogling at women

According to this article, men spend almost an entire year of their lives staring at women.

The average man will spend almost 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

That adds up to 259 hours - almost 11 days - each year, making a total 11 months and 11 days between the ages of 18 and 50.

Now that is time well-spent. Haha.

Jeans

New jeans trend? Quite cute, no?

Courtesy of Soulsoup.

What?

Can someone explain to me what this diagram means?

Evidence

Evidence of crime, crime of passion, passion of the moment.. I realised I can continue linking the words for quite some time.. But I digress. Nice picture!

Proposal

Quick, quick, everyone say,

Aww..

Sucks

Yes, it really sucks.

Man raped

Well, technically, he lost the case, so it isn't man raped per se, but it sounds nicer and it will give me more referrals from search engines! Haha. (You wouldn't believe what people search for in Google, that have led them to this site.)

Here's the link.

When the man, who was on all fours and naked from the knees up, asked her not to go near his anus, she allegedly said: "Not a problem. Relax. It's only fun. I won't go there."

But Mr Gilligan said that soon after Ms Naggs applied cream or lubricant to his buttocks, he felt a sharp pain, a thrust and the dildo "go right into his anal passage".

"She said it was just a joke, just a joke," he said.

T-shirt

Nice print!

Courtesy of Soulsoup.

Baby mop

As much as I want to say, FAIL. I can't help but be impressed by the creativity and cuteness of this idea.

Apple

How the Apple site would have looked like in the past.

Name card

Name card for a hair stylist. Slick.

Retarded

Kiss of life

He must be darn good at sucking. No pun intended.

Hygiene

Implement this in the office? =x

Cookie monster

Cookie monster cupcake, me wants!

Eye fuk

Spit or swallow?

Lie of omission

Defence..

.. fail.

Passed?

Estacy face

He sure looked like he enjoyed that.

Secret girlfriend?

Someone tell her the truth please?

Car modification..

.. fail.

Google judges you

From the first few words you type in Google, they judge you and give you suggestions based on their impression of your intelligence! Haha.

Management

A picture speaks a thousand words?

Museum of sex

Nice way of advertising for the museum of sex.