20 steps to get a Japanese girlfriend

Read this somewhere.

1. Take her to the Brand Products Shopping Trip to Europe
2. Make her always feel secure
3. Don't talk about politics in date
4. She has no idea
5. Take her to the Italian Restaurant for a first date
6. Don't smile too much
7. Don't pretend like you are intelligent
8. She knows
9. Don't say "You are so cute"
10. She knows
11. Don't say "I'm a good cook"
12. She wants to cook for you
13. Listen to her complain till she gets tired
14. Say "Japan is beautiful country", no matter what you think
15. Be polite, but wild sometimes
16. Don't praise her to the skies in front of people
17. She is shy
18. But she loves it
19. Study Japanese TV Love Dramas
20. She loves the way they make love in TV Dramas

Yeah, now i am all set and ready to find my very own Japanese girlfriend, complete with white cotton socks and checkered miniskirts. Kawaii nei ^_^