Destinee

I was created by fire, to set your heart ablaze.
I have seen scenes of greatest perfection,
yet all I want is to see your face.

That Lee Hua commercial's really charming, i think. The imagery and sexy voice, woho. Too bad i don't fancy diamonds.

On another note, anyone tried this? I got out of the room within 15 mins or so. *smirk smile*

Charmless man

He thinks his educated airs, those family shares,
will protect him, that we'll respect him.
He moves in circles of friends,
who just pretend that they like him,
he does the same to them.
And yet he tries so hard to please,
he's just so keen for you to listen,
but no-one's listening.
And when you put it all together
there's the model of a charmless man..

na na na na na na na na na

.. the model of a charmless man.

Lonely Valentines



Sure i was sad when all 57 girls rejected me last Saturday. Heck, even my neighbour's 8 year old daughter shrieked and ran away. (Must be the pick-up lines.)
But deep down i know, the important thing is that,
"I already gave my best. I have no regrets at all."

Afterall, i have no professional training with girls.

P.S. This is supposed to be a joke, stop sending me consolations! Argh.

P.P.S. To those who laughed at William Hung, who's laughing now? ha

Points to ponder

1. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
2. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
3. If train stations are where trains stop, bus stations where buses stops, then what is a workstation?
4. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Pick-up lines

I thought since it's Valentines, i might as well use some pick-up lines to get myself a date, yea. *wink*

1. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
2. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
3. My name's Kelvin. That's so you know what to scream.
4. Hey baby, I know you want me. You just don't know it yet.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
6. You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan.
7. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
8. Stand still so I can pick you up.

Okay, maybe not..

TTSH

Had a heart scan at Tan Tock Seng today. Just wondering, do they make everyone wear those giant pink robes, or are they just trying to make me look like a fool?

I'd like to think; former.

I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company

Ever had a song at the back of your mind, constantly probing, ringing, swirling up there. Irritating. Very. I need a new song to occupy that spot desperately.

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
"Ah, peace throughout the land"

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony

The Last Samurai

Katsumoto: You believe a man can change his destiny?
Algren: I think a man can only do what he can..
Algren: Until his destiny is revealed.

'Nuff said.

Taxi drivers

I usually enjoy conversing with taxi drivers on my rides home, but today was an exception and i so very have to bitch about it. Anyways, here i was, taking a cab home at 4:30am, utterly spent from a long dull day. Yearning for some sleep, i was like an explosion awaiting ignition. And that was exactly what that damned cabbie gave me.
After paying $16.50 for my $16.45 fare, i stared at the driver, awaiting some form of acknowledgement. Instead, the driver's face crumbled into an awkward mess, effectively giving me the look. (the is pronounced with an italian accent.)

Cabbie: Your fare is $16.45.
(the look.)
Me: Hmm..

At first, i thought, hey maybe i underpaid him or something, but i double checked and i did indeed pay him $16.50. So what was the problem here?

Cabbie: You want me to change you 5 cents ah?
(the look intensified.)
Me: Huh, oh, err.. it's ok, you can keep the change.

Come to think of it now, i should have insisted on the change and threw it back at him darn face. It's 4:30 in the morning lor, the last thing i needed was someone to piss me off.

To that darned cabbie: I hope you are happy, now that you are 5 cents richer, loser.

Foaming

I have this friend; let's call him Ben for identification's sake. Now, Ben talks alot. In fact, i strongly believe that he lives just so he could keep talking. Not that it is a bad thing thou, for he speaks pretty darn well. You know, i bet he could talk himself out of a murder charge if he was given the situation and chance. But, ah ha, the thing is this - everytime he speaks, he gets engrossed, and as he gets engrossed, he gets excited, and as he gets excited, he foams. Yes, foams. You know, his saliva kinda gather at the corners of his mouth, forming this two white bubble-ish pool at each side.

I don't know about you guys, but that bothers me alot. It makes me twitch. Everytime as we converse, my focus will slowly move from his eyes to the corners of his mouth and his voice fades away as voices fill my mind. They (the voices) usually go, 'Oh my god, swallow swallow, pause and swallow it! You are going to choke i tell you. Hey, it's starting to spurt, argh, get away from me. Get away from ME!'

I have a friend named Ben.