Pick-up lines

I thought since it's Valentines, i might as well use some pick-up lines to get myself a date, yea. *wink*

1. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your apartment?
2. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
3. My name's Kelvin. That's so you know what to scream.
4. Hey baby, I know you want me. You just don't know it yet.
5. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?
6. You're so hot than when I look at you I get a tan.
7. Can you catch? I think I'm falling for you.
8. Stand still so I can pick you up.

Okay, maybe not..