Hopping

I was rushing out today when I realized I forgot my phone.
So I turned, and was about to enter the door when I reached a dilemma.

Should I take both my shoes off and go in for the phone,
or take one of them off and hop all the way to my table and back?

I know this train of thought shouldn't and probably wouldn't cross most people's mind. But hey, that's the kind of stuff I think about all the time.

Now you know.

So anyways, I decided to take one shoe off and hop my way in. And on my way out, the hopping and the socks caused me to slip and fall. As I was nursing my sore butt, another thought came to my mind.

Actually it would probably take the same amount of time to take off both my shoes compared to just one right?

Silly me.