Circumcision

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Einstein might have never met this guy before, but I'm pretty sure he was judging human intelligence based on someone like this.

Apparently this smart bugger gave himself a DIY circumcision using.. wait for it.. wait for it.. yes, frigging nail clippers! Now I don't know about you, but circumcision itself is already a pretty horrifying procedure to me, and now picture doing that using nail clippers!

One word; ouch!