Cutesy

I am so gonna kill the next girl who says i am cute. I mean, everytime i talk to girls about my love life, or rather the lack of it. They would go, "Aww... but you're sooo cute!..."
*ahem, excuse me?!*
Contrary to popular belief, this does not make me feel better.
For one thing, what kind of "cute" is she talking about here? It could be the "i-wish-i-had-a-drink-too-much-so-that-i'll-have-an-excuse-to-rip-your-clothes-off" cute, but chances are, I'm betting money that she's talking about the "oh-you-look-like-a-fat-baby-let-me-pinch-your-cheeks" cute.

I could vividly recall how my relatives used to squeeze and pinch my cheeks when we were over during the Chinese New Years. I was not prepared to sacrifice so much for an ang bao. Yet.

*flashback*

Random relative: Aww... you're sooo cute!
Proceeds to squeeze and pinch my cheeks.
Me: Ouch?
Random relative 2: Aww... look at him, such nice rosy cheeks!
(Hello? It is red because it was pinched. Hard.)
Proceeds to squeeze my cheeks while attempting to swing my face left and right.
Me: OUCH! (Goddammit, stop it bitch! Take your darn hands off me!)

*ends flashback while falling back on my chair*

And so i was traumatized for life.
P.S. To random relatives who might actually read this- i am just kidding, i don't hate you at all, bitch!